A burglar breaks into a house. He sees a CD player that he wants so he takes it. Then he hears a voice "JESUS is watching you".He looks around with his flashlight wandering "What The HELL Was That?". He spots some money on a table and takes it.
Once again he hears a voice " JESUS is watching you".
He hides in a corner trying to find where the voice came from. He spots a birdcage with a parrot in it! He goes over and asks " Was that your voice?".
It said "YES". He then says "What's your name?".
It says "MOSES". The burglar says " What kind of person names his bird moses??"
The parrot replies "THE SAME PERSON THAT NAMES HIS ROTWEILER "JESUS".
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There aren't many Easter Jokes on the Internet.
This is not an Easter Joke.
The owner of these two pets is most likely a Christian.
This story is funny but not likely true because although parrots can they don't usually converse.
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